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Teacher was irritated by sonu and monu's mischievous pranks.

Sir: "I am tired of your mischief's want to meet your father sonu." Sonu: "Sir ,you will have to give rupees 50". Sir: why?

Sonu: "Sir my father is a doctor and he takes 50 rupees as a visiting fee!"

A man was tried of his ear pain and visited many doctors but couldn't find relief. At last he went to another doctor.

Man: "Doctor" please help me. I have got ear problem .I have visited many doctors but they don't have any treatment for me. Doctor: "Which doctor did you visit before me?

Man: "Dr. Jhunjhunwal" Doctor: Anyway he is a fool. "What advice did he give you ?".

Man: " The advice he gave me was to come to you".

Science teacher (to a student) :- "What is the formula of water? "

Student :- "It is H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O, Sir" Teacher :-"Fool ! It is not the formula of water "

Student :-"Sir,you yourself told yesterday the formula of water is H2O ('H' to 'O')

A man was caught picking Amit's pocket Amit :- "How dare you try to snatch my purse ?"

Thief :- "I didn't do it intentionally Sir, I have a trouser of the same colour as your's. So, I mistook yours to be mine".

Doctor( to a nurse) :- "Did the patient say anything before dying ?

" Nurse :- "Nothing, because, his wife stood there beside his bed till his last breath".

Mohan(to his friend) :- Yesterday, I killed five flies. Three were male and the rest were female. Sohan :- How do you know it.

Mohan:- Very simple, three of them were sitting on a shaving box and others on the lipstick".