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Riddle Hidden:-

What do you take of last when you get into bell?

Your feet off the floor.

What did one tomato say to the other?

"Cos he double-crossed the Atlantic.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away,what does a clove of garlic do?

Keeps everyone away!

How do you keep an idot waiting?

I "ll tell you later….

What would you see at a chicken show?

Hentertainment.

Why do idiots eat biscuits?

Because they're crackers.

What is a waste of energy?

Telling a hair- raising story to a bald man!

Do you know the joke about the dirty window?

It'd be over your head.

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