Humour

Jokes

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Groaners

Waiter Sir

Your Jokes

Waiter Sir:-

I say, waiter !-There are some coins in my soup!

Well,you said you wanted some change in your meals.

How long will my pizza be?

We don't do long ones,sir.

Only round.

There's a fly in my soup!

You'll have to get it out yourself .I can't swim.

You've brought me the wrong order!

Well,you did say wanted something different.

There's a cockroach in my soup!

That's strange -it's usually a fly.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

Looks like he's trying to get out, sir.

What's wrong with this fish?

Long time, no sea.

There's fly playing about in my saucer!

Yes,sir.Next week he hopes to be playing the cup.

This plate's dirty the thumb mark's mine but the egg-stain's yesterday.

This soup tastes funny

So why don't you laugh?